Flossing While Driving?
One of my loyal readers (actually a friend, but I like loyal reader, I always wanted loyal readers!) sent me this picture for my driving study. Although I myself did not witness this, it is certainly entertaining.
Lentil McBean and wife were driving on I-295 in Portland Main and witnessed this guy, who was actually flossing his teeth while driving! Yes flossing. I think that is actually worse than mascara, which can be done with one hand. Apparently the guy was even driving pretty well.
These pictures show it all (pictures courtesy of Lentil). Most amusing perhaps is the car to the right with the passenger apparently watching the flosser in action (below). I know flossing is important, but frankly while driving isn’t your life (at least) and the lives of your passenger(s), and other drivers and passengers more important? Even if you are good at driving while flossing, couldn’t you be better at each if you did them separately? Who wants to floss while driving anyway? It really needs a sink! As Lentil pointed out to me, the guy is a Mass. driver. In Maine we don’t often have nice things to say about Mass. drivers, but maybe we now have to say they at least have good gums?
