[written late morning 6/1, posted 6/4, predated accordingly.]
It is always a bad sign if you have learned your “lesson of the day” before 6 am. This means two rather unfortunate things:
- You were up before 6 am
- Not only were you up, but you were up and moving around long enough to have something happen to you that caused you to learn the lesson
Neither of these makes for, at least in my mind, a delightful start to the day.
This is made worse if said lesson is learned while waiting in the longest airport line you have ever seen.
Here is my lesson:
The security lines at Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson airport before 6 am suck!
My flight out this morning was at 6:00 am. The airport opens at 5 am and I got there shortly after 5. It took 5 minutes to get my ticket and check my baggage. Then I entered the very badly setup maze that leads to the first part of the security check—the id and ticket checkers. There were two main lines and three checkers. However, the way they had the dividers for the lines setup is was impossible to get in the right line if you came from the left and vice versa. This sucked because the other line was shorter. The lines seemed to be going really really slowly, but I didn’t think much of it until I got through to wait for the next stage of the process—going through the detectors. Then I realized the lines to the detectors was the longest I had ever seen. It wrapped around every which way. I then noticed there were only two lines open! It took me 35 minutes to get about halfway through the line. At this point it is 5:40. I am not through security and my flight (at a D gate) was going to leave in 20 minutes. There was a rather disgruntled traveler in front of me who spent most of this 35 minutes complaining about the situation. He pointed out all of the flight crews jumping ahead of us in line (about 10 people on crews went through). We also noticed a HUGE number of TSA employees jumping the lines and going through (at least 20 went through our line). We hoped this meant another line would soon open. But it didn’t. They had a big meeting in the back.
However, circumstances were not entirely against me. When I got halfway through the line I was standing in front of what is normally the first class line. Several TAs employees just opened this line to get the now hoards of TSA employees through. A bunch of people around me asked if they could go through and one of the guys, rather softly, said yes. Another one was less positive. Well the guy in front of me, who knew I was trying to make a 6:00 flight encouraged me to try it. And I did. Another passenger got in before me, and I watched him go though without any problems. I was relieved to also make it through. I made it to my flight on time, but without a stop at Starbucks (much required if you are in line before 6 am) or even a bathroom. But I made it.